Prompt:What I found in the bin
I shouldn’t be out here. I’m sure I didn’t chuck it out. But I can’t find it anywhere. I’m going to have to tidy up when I get back in. I don’t want to be out here. I didn’t chuck it out. I’m sure I didn’t but then it isn’t by the microwave, or in the bathroom, or by the bed. My ring isn’t anywhere. I definitely had it on me last night. It wasn’t that I knocked off the bedside table or that it fell down the sink. I’m always loosing my glasses but I’ve never misplaced my ring. Well not until now. Was it last night or the night below we had spag bol? God it smells rank. Thank goodness it’s the middle of November otherwise this bag would be humming. Who am I kidding I’m never going to be able to find it this weather - it’s dark, cold and it’s pissing it down. What’s this? You have won £10,000 - yeah and all I have to do is pay a £20 registration fee and drive to some hotel in Bournemouth. What’s this? Final Demand - You have 14 days to pay us the £526.26 owed. Or we will be making a visit. I thought Mark had plenty left in the bank?
Time limit: 5 Mintues
Date: 24 November

Is five mintues better than four mintues?
It rolled under the bed btw.
What ever works I guess. She’ll never find it!